“When God Created Mothers” When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of “overtime” when the angel appeared and said. “You’re doing a lot of fiddling around on this one.” God said, “Have you read the specs on this order?” She has to be completely washable, but not plastic. Have 180 moveable parts all replaceable. Run on black coffee and leftovers. Have a lap that disappears when she stands up. A kiss can cure anything from a broken leg to a disappointed love affair. Six pairs of hands.” The angel shook her head slowly and said. “Six pairs of hands no way.” It’s not the…